The Morning After Mints | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

OMG! What happened last night? Where am I? And who is this guy in bed with me? And why is he dressed like Eleanor Roosevelt? If this monologue sounds even slightly familiar, then you might want to invest in a package or two of The Morning After Mints. Each beautifully decorated tin contains a plentiful portion of refreshing mints, guaranteed to take the bad taste out of your mouth. Just take one or two, quietly get dressed, slip out of the room, and pretend the whole thing never happened... until next time.